Tuesday, September 27, 2011

[GAG] Power Stats of Animation Studio fans/fags

This is a gag. So don't fuck with me.

KYOANI FANS
Power: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆10
Defense: ☆☆☆☆4
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆7
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆9
Intelligence: ☆☆☆3
Weapon: Nagato Yuuki, Moe Moe Kyun
Shields: Key
Weakness: Endless Eight, Yamakan, Hirano Aya, Nichijou
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THE most POWERFUL fan group EVER. They are just simple MADNESS. Once they start attack, it will never end. Key series are their ultimate barrier that protects them from poor defense stat coming from Endless Eight crisis and others. They praises Kyoani to kami-sama tier, especially Sakuga. Everything else is forgiven if there is moe or sakuga.

SUNRISE x BANDAI FANS
Power: ☆☆☆☆☆☆6
Defense: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 10
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆☆ 6
Weapon: Gundam
Shields: Gundam
Weakness: Gundam
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Their weapon is Gundam, shield is Gundam, weakness is Gundam. Sunrise fans and Bandai fans just fight each other endlessly. Their defense stat is amazing due to creation of various hit series such as Code Geass, Gintama and so on, and they claim that Sunrise is biggest animation company in existence + 'tons of profit', even though it isn't a case when you go into deeper side. They normally appear just out of NOWHERE, which is the reason why agility stat is 10.

JC Staff FANS
Power: ☆1
Defense: ☆5
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆ 5
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 10
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆ 5
Weapon: None
Shields: Honey and Clover, Toradora, Azumanga Daioh, Kugimiya line
Weakness: Original Breaker
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They don't have any weapon. That's the problem, only shields. JC Staff is flamed like infinitely due to poor adaptation, but they still sell well, which is major defense mechanism they use. JC fans fight with fans with original light novel or manga. They are not really strong though. Some JC fans even admit things about JC being bad with Sakuga and sort. Since JC staff is hated for EXACT SAME GODDAMN THING for MULTIPLE YEARS, fans just don't really care.

GONZO FANS
Power: 0
Defense: ☆8
Agility: ☆☆2
Stamina: 0
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
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They are dead, some are hibernating, but mostly dead.

GAINAX FANS
Power: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Defense: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Weapon: Evangelion
Shields: AT Field
Weakness: Kare Kano, Recent history, Anno Hideaki
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Gainax fans are generally old. They are balanced in everything. They don't really care about people flaming Gainax since...they are old. One problem is that some of them still think that Rebuild of Evangelion is product of 'GAINAX', when it isn't any more. Anno Hideaki does not work with Gainax, instead made his own company that works by his own private funding. But once they are into keyboard war, it is almost impossible to beat them logical wise, and everything. Even Kyoani fans can't win. They believe Gainax is father of all recent animation studio that exists now, espeically SHAFT for direction - mentioning fuckin 'KARE KANO'.

Yeah, seriously, KA-RE-KA-NO. They are full of themselves, but Gainax is dying now anyway.


SHAFT FANS
Power: 5
Defense: 5
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆5
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆10
Weapon:Bakemonogatari, Madoka Magica, Direction STYLE
Shields: Hidamari Barrier
Weakness: Fuji-mountain incident, Schedule+Budget
-Because I am clever Shaft fans never believes in Shaft due to their shit scheduling. They are ALWAYS worried for next Fuji-mountain incident. They believe directions of Shinbo is 'ART' and worships those directions to death. When those direction itself can be reason why Shaft is hated, we they defend it by saying it is their 'STYLE'. Some do not admit that it is specialised for 'BUDGET CUTTING' and 'SCHEDULE CUTTING' from the start to the end. Hidamari Barrier is one of the strongest barrier that none of other fans have. They analyses useless things a lot. Shaft fans are recently rising rapidly to become majority due to Madoka Magica's success.

Studio DEEN  FANS
Power: 0
Defense: 0
Agility: 0
Stamina: 0
Intelligence: 0
-Do not exist

Production IG FANS
Power: 4
Defense: ☆9
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆ 5
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆4
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆9

Weapon: Ghost in the Shell, Movies
Shields: QUALITY
Weakness: BLOOD-C
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Their strongest point is that they don't have much weakness. It's almost none. They hate world for being minority, even though IG's product is mostly amazing. They are generally consisted of moe-hating population. IG products are now generally just a movie, so they do not have much topic to talk about recently.

Seven Arcs FANS
Power: 10
Defense: ☆3
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆7
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆☆6
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆☆6
Weapon: Fate! Nanoha! Moe! Banzai!
Shields: Fate! Nanoha! Moe! Banzai!
Weakness: Everything else that isn't Nanoha, Nanoha Striker S
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Seven Arcs fans = Nanoha fans. They only care about Nanoha related things, none of others that made by Seven Arcs, that are all fail. Fate and Nanoha are their goddess.

Studio Ghibli FANS
Stamina: INFINITE
-Holy ground. EVERY ANIMATION FAN = GHIBLI FANS

Manglobe FANS
Power: ☆3
Defense: 3
Agility: ☆☆☆☆☆ 5
Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆☆7
Intelligence: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆8
Weapon: Samurai Champloo, Craziness
Shields: "It is underrated!!!!!!"
Weakness: DVD Sales
-Manglobe fans are small in amount, but they do exist, I know. Sadly, they are starting to dying off anyway. Even Samurai Champloo was failure as a merchandise. They think anime fandom is stinking shit for not appreciating manglobe's product, and hates taste of Japanese.

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14 comments:

  1. What is the "Fuji-mountain incident"? I've seen you mention it before, but I never understood what it was. Google didn't help me either.

    Also, list <3

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  2. hahahahaha
    nice list. I've been laughing the whole time reading it xD

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  3. @Marrow
    Fuji-san incident is from Hidamari Sketch, they didn't finish in time and they put kanji saying Fuji-san instead of background of mountain Fuji.
    http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4666/hidamarifujisan620x.jpg

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  4. It's sad because it's all true.

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  5. Off topic:
    Are you the same Otamega in Redhawk Scan?

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  6. @Last anon: Umm I forgot what ID I was using for redhawk. I will check.

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  7. lol yeah it's sad that it's true...

    Personally I don't really see myself as a fan of any studio. Sure the studio sets some expectations from me when I'm starting out a series but if I just don't like it hell I'll drop it.

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  8. Ahahaha. The fuck is this.

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  9. kyoani + nichijou fans = the worst dumbfuck on interwebz.

    also, the ONLY good production I.G. show in the ENTIRETY of their life is Yondemasu Azazel-san. nuff said.

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  10. What about bee train and madhouse?

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  11. Bee Train fans don't exist (at least I hope so).

    Anyway, why would Karekano be a weakness, is fucking amazing?
    Watched it for a second time not so long ago, still seems beautiful enough to make current anime looks like shit (well, I may have skipped the recaps though), and I still think is one of the best shoujo adaptation out there (Masami Tsuda's work while good can't really compare to the anime).
    I don't even understand the Gainax (Karekano) -> Shaft thing, I don't see that much correlation between the two animations styles, also Karekano's style evolved in Tsurumaki's FLCL and then Diebuster, and I don't find Diebuster and Shaft's work even remotely similar.
    And, as a last warning to Shaft's fans, using the same particular style over and over makes for a very manneristic style, which is not really something one would want to use as a weapon :P

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  12. @Anon: Well, Kare Kano had some major problem with Budget and everything. The reason I hated it is because of those recaps you skipped, actually. ^^;;;

    You don't need to worry Shaft fans. We are in our world, thus it is still our weapon~~

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